1 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:14,170 Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? 2 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:17,370 Oh, damn it. Come on. 3 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,100 Some people call this the middle of nowhere. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,120 You know, one of those places you fly over on your way... 5 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:27,150 ...from somewhere to somewhere else, but you wouldn't live here? 6 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:31,590 Now we're flying over the great state of Indiana, if you'd like to take a look. 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,900 Look down next time. You'll see us down here in the middle. 8 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,890 Orson, Indiana. Heart of the heartland. 9 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:44,900 Proud home of Little Betty Snack Cakes, the demolition derby for the homeless... 10 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:47,910 ...and the world's largest polyurethane cow. 11 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:50,740 How'd I end up in the middle of the road in this getup? 12 00:00:50,910 --> 00:00:53,910 Here? No. Oh, bars. I got bars. Ow. 13 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:58,850 Guess it all started a couple weeks ago. And, no, I'm not an actual superhero. 14 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:02,550 Not unless you count getting my kids out for school every morning. 15 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,020 I made breakfast. 16 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,220 Come on. We're late. Let's go. Let's go. 17 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,030 That's my youngest, Brick. 18 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,400 You know how you think giving a kid a cool name will make him cool? 19 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:13,660 It doesn't. 20 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,330 Okay. Now, listen. 21 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:20,910 At recess, I don't want you wandering around alone on the perimeter. All right? 22 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,370 Makes you an easy target. 23 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,270 Like the gazelle that gets separated from the pack. 24 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:30,540 You gotta find yourself a group of kids and just stand near them. 25 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:34,580 - You know you're my hero, right, Mom? - Thank you, honey. Eat your pancake. 26 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,890 - It's still frozen. - Well, lick it. It'll last longer. 27 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:42,690 Hey, Mike, have you seen that envelope with my driver's license from the DMV? 28 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:45,530 I need it for work. Why is this place such a mess? 29 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,690 That one over there would be Axl. 30 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,440 Since he hit 15, he hibernates in his room... 31 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:56,200 ...and comes out to paw through our food and shoot off sarcastic comments. 32 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,980 Uh. We're out of chips. Nice job, Mom. 33 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,980 Yeah, I can't hear you if you don't have pants on. 34 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,590 Mom, where's my homework? 35 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,090 Aha! Okay. 36 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:16,090 When did this happen? 37 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:17,960 Mike, look. Look at this. 38 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,730 I haven't had my license picture taken in seven years. 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,730 Here's the old one. Look at this. 40 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,600 What happened to me? 41 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,110 Well, back then you were all young and shiny... 42 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,210 ...and wondering what your life's gonna be, and now... 43 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,410 Well, now you know. 44 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,840 Mom. 45 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,820 Come in here if you wanna talk to me. 46 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:40,580 Axl, put some pants on. 47 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:46,090 Okay, maybe it was just a bad picture. I mean, yikes. 48 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:51,820 Mike, does it ever bum you out that I'm not young and shiny anymore? 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,870 Sure, honey, it's a huge bummer. But what are you gonna do? 50 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,800 Oh, shoot, I wanted chips for my lunch. 51 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,240 She didn't buy any. 52 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,470 Sue, grab a pancake. We're late. 53 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:07,440 That's Sue. She's been going through a bit of an awkward stage... 54 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,980 ...for the past 13 years. 55 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:11,680 Mom, the dryer ate my leg warmers again. 56 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:15,120 I told you, you can't put wet things in the dryer anymore. 57 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:20,560 Well, I need them because, guess what? I'm trying out for show choir this week. 58 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:24,960 I know, I know. That's not an expression parents should have on their faces... 59 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:27,570 ...when their daughter is trying out for something. 60 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:31,500 But, see, Sue had a long history of things she tried out for. 61 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,040 A long and painful history. 62 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,910 - Show choir? - Mm-hm. 63 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:48,650 Wow, super. That should be fun to try out for. 64 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:53,390 Listen, Dad's gonna fix the dryer, but right now I need everybody to go. 65 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,050 Let's get out the door. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 66 00:03:56,230 --> 00:04:00,600 That driver's license picture was a big wake-up call from the DMV. 67 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,830 Somehow the life had been sucked right out of me. 68 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:07,910 But who or what had sucked it? 69 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,600 - Mom. - Mom. 70 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:12,510 - He's not giving me my backpack. Mom. - Mom. 71 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,880 - Mom. - Mom. 72 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,950 We did teach them the word "dad," didn't we? 73 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,580 We're a two-job family. 74 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,820 Mike manages a bunch of boneheads down at the quarry. 75 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:28,220 Oh, for crying out loud. 76 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:36,270 My latest job I'm too smart for is selling cars at Orson's last car dealership. 77 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,970 Wow, wow, wow. What a month, huh? 78 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,970 Frankie, don't let him intimidate you. He may be king of sales... 79 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:48,280 ...but he's been rejected by the Elks Lodge twice. I'm not gonna say by who. 80 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:50,210 It was me. 81 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,280 Really? 82 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:54,220 I told them that he's a pedophile. 83 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:58,380 - No. - Yeah, he's not. He's not a pedophile. 84 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,490 - He's not. - Wait, Bob. 85 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,060 This check can't be right. 86 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:04,890 This is lower than the amount I spent on gas to get here. 87 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,930 Nothing wrong with the check, Frances. 88 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:08,930 That's your base salary. 89 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:12,470 That's what it's gonna stay until you sell a car and get a commission. 90 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,470 One week left in the month. 91 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,950 You sell a car, or you may be out on your keister. 92 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,680 Yeah, yeah, I... But, listen... 93 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:27,910 I mean, my keister's having a little cash-flow problem right now. 94 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:31,290 I may not have sold a car yet, but I've come real close. 95 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:32,950 You see that buck up there? 96 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:38,100 He came real close to not being hit by a bullet. You see what I'm saying? 97 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:40,830 Did you ever get a new driver's license? 98 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,670 We gotta post them, and that old one didn't look a thing like you. 99 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,310 Oh, yeah. Now, that's you. 100 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:56,340 I see myself as kind of a matchmaker for people and vehicles. 101 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,110 I have a feeling about you and this little cutie. 102 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:01,120 Why don't we take it for a test drive...? 103 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:04,160 Frankie, you have a call on line one. 104 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,990 Your son's school is on line one. 105 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,530 Hurt or just in trouble? 106 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,460 Because if it's just in trouble, can you ask them if I can call them back? 107 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,730 Yeah, this is Frankie Heck. Is everything okay? 108 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:25,210 - You said you were gonna pick him up. - No, you said you were. 109 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:30,080 - I even put a Post-it on your thermos. - That what that means? 110 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:36,450 There's birthday cake in the break room. Angel food. 111 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:39,760 Feel that? Take a left right here. 112 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,830 Pretty smooth, huh? That's 150 horsepower. 113 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,340 Did I tell you about our recession deals? 114 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:50,670 Oh, get in the right lane and pull over, pull over, pull over. 115 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:54,270 Brick. Brick, get in, get in, get in. 116 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,750 Brick, how do you like those seats? 117 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,170 They're amazing. 118 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:05,550 They also come with optional leather trim and Preferred Suede inserts. 119 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,550 If you buy today, I'll throw the inserts in for free. 120 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:13,120 Mom, are you crazy? That's a $600 value. 121 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:21,540 - At least you're still my hero. - Oh, thanks, pal. I made dinner! 122 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,030 - Thank you. - Sure. 123 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,940 Hey, underpants. You think you're too good for us? 124 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:31,740 We are a family, and we are going to eat together as a family. 125 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,940 This is Dancing with the Stars. 126 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,650 Okay, let's hear about everybody's day. 127 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,250 Mine sucked. Next. 128 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:45,590 Well, I'm trying to decide what number I should do for my show-choir audition. 129 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,520 - Oh, my God. - What? 130 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,320 Does it matter what song you pick? 131 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,430 - There's no way you'll make it. - Mom? 132 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,070 - Mike. - Axl. 133 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,670 Your brother's trying to say, choose what you want. 134 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,840 Me, I like a quick song. Quick. Leave them wanting more. 135 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,630 Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. 136 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:02,940 You have a meeting with my teacher Monday. 137 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:06,600 - What? - It's imperative that you both be there. 138 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,940 Imperative. 139 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,840 Who's he whispering to? I thought I told you to knock that off. 140 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,950 I like it. It soothes me. 141 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,350 Okay, what teacher's meeting? I didn't even get a note. 142 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,800 My God, you're so weird. 143 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:23,990 - Mom. - Mike. 144 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:28,300 - Axl. - Well, from what I can tell, it is Monday. 145 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:31,460 - Okay, we both work Monday. - Sorry. 146 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,770 Sorry. 147 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,670 Sorry. 148 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,440 Did I tell you Hank at the quarry found his finger today? 149 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:44,380 - Oh, really? That's good. - Mom, Dad. 150 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:49,580 Are you guys disappointed in me, because I never make anything? 151 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:53,290 Sure, I'm disappointed. This is the 12th thing you've tried out for. 152 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,520 I love not having to go to the events. 153 00:08:57,330 --> 00:09:01,000 I'm thinking maybe I won't try out for show choir... 154 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:02,900 ...if you guys don't think I should. 155 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,200 Of course she shouldn't. 156 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,840 Show choir in Indiana has always been huge. 157 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:11,210 Next to basketball, its combination of singing... 158 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:13,210 ...and Broadway-caliber choreography... 159 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:16,410 ...is the most cutthroat competition around. 160 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,220 I didn't wanna see her get hurt. 161 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:22,050 But then I looked at her young and shiny face... 162 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:26,680 ...not beaten down yet by busted dryers and mean bosses with guns. 163 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,890 - Go for it. - Hm? 164 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,620 - You really think so? - No. 165 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,830 Dad? 166 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:40,000 This could be your year. 167 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,210 Okay. Cool. 168 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:45,350 We are so screwed. 169 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:53,720 Brick is a very quirky child. Maybe clinically quirky, even. 170 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:56,090 We have no idea what you mean. 171 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:58,560 We knew exactly what she meant. 172 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,560 Happy birthday to you 173 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,540 Mrs. Rettig. Mrs. Rettig, I wanna tell you something funny I did the other day. 174 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:16,410 Well, that may be because you haven't spent much time here in the classroom. 175 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:19,880 Are we supposed to? I mean, isn't that the point of school? 176 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:22,020 Between 8 and 3, he's your problem? 177 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:26,280 If he eats his napkin at dinner, we don't call you, ask you to come over. 178 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,920 Look, I would love to spend more time here. 179 00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:31,420 But I work. I'm at work right now. 180 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:38,560 Brick's a very bright boy, but we feel he could benefit... 181 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:41,100 ...from a series of formal tests... - Look. 182 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,130 Brick isn't your typical kid... 183 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:47,570 ...but he is funny and sweet and probably a genius. 184 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:51,740 He doesn't fit in your cookie-cutter mold. That doesn't mean that he needs fixing. 185 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:55,770 Our oldest son had a completely pointed head until he was 6. 186 00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:57,480 Like a candy corn. 187 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,950 We got funny looks when we took him to the mall. 188 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,780 You know what we did? Nothing. 189 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,360 And eventually it flattened out all on its own. 190 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,260 We're trying to say here, thanks for your concern... 191 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:10,560 ...but our Brick doesn't need any special anything. He's fine. 192 00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:13,720 Mm-hm. His best friend is his backpack. 193 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,470 I hope he's weird enough that our insurance covers it. 194 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,910 How happy are you with your car? 195 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,980 First a busted dryer, now a busted kid. 196 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,910 I needed to sell a car now more than ever. 197 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:36,080 And if Ehlert caught me sneaking in and out, he'd nail my keister to his wall. 198 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,620 Well, Mr. Ehlert was looking for you, Frankie. 199 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:42,790 - Where you been? - Here. Right here. 200 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:48,970 Just working with this fine woman, who is interested in this fine car. 201 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:52,370 - Actually, I am interested in this car. - Get out of town. 202 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,700 But I was just wondering if a convertible's too wild for me. 203 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,170 Are you kidding me? 204 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:01,340 Wild on the outside but dependable on the inside. 205 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,180 Yeah, you know what? I consider myself a matchmaker... 206 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:07,220 Frankie, call on line one. 207 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,450 - For people and vehicles. - It's your husband. 208 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:14,360 - And you look like the type of person... - Sounds pretty mad. 209 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:18,190 He's at Axl's school. He needs you to go back and pick up Brick. 210 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:22,230 Oh, come on. No, he is supposed to pick up Brick. 211 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:27,500 Axl is at football until 5:00. Tell him to read his damn thermos. 212 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,340 - Look, I can come back another day. - No. 213 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:31,880 No, I'm a mom too. 214 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,410 I know what it's like. 215 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:40,150 All sales personnel, the doughnuts are here. 216 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,260 You're suspended for three games? What's the matter with you? 217 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,660 - What did he do? - Called his coach a moron. 218 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:49,260 - You always call him a moron. - He called for a bomb on fourth and one. 219 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,990 Think you're a big shot just because you play ball? 220 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,000 The smart-mouth attitude goes today. 221 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:57,000 - Whatever. - That's it. Go to your room. 222 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,500 Wait, you like your room. Go to Sue's room. 223 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,900 - Moron. - Damn it. 224 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:07,310 If only he had a car, a TV or a cell phone, something we could take away from him. 225 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,350 - I know. - Mom, you're my hero. 226 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,350 That's nice, but we're trying to think up a punishment. 227 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,550 You'll need a costume. 228 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,250 Costume. 229 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,520 Huh? 230 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,290 I'm doing a book report on Superwoman. 231 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:25,400 Come dressed like her Monday, so I can show-and-tell you as part of my project. 232 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,470 You can also come as Jungle Girl, but I'd have to know today. 233 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:31,900 Damn it, Brick, you gotta tell me these things earlier. 234 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:35,070 I did. I've been telling you all week, you're my hero. 235 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,600 Didn't you listen? Whatever. 236 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:42,050 Honey, okay, listen, I'm sorry. Honey, come back here. 237 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:45,190 - Oh, let him be. - What is happening? 238 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:50,920 I used to think I was a pretty good mom, and now, God, I really... I don't know. 239 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:53,460 Hey, come on, you're a great mom. 240 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:58,220 So Brick is weird, and Sue has no recognizable talent... 241 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,960 ...and Axl is flushing his future down the toilet. 242 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,230 - All kids are screwed up. - Not the Donahues across the street. 243 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,800 - No, those kids are awesome. - I know. 244 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,840 I did it. I made show choir. 245 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,600 - You did? - Yeah. 246 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,510 You sure, honey? Is it actually written down somewhere? 247 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,190 Yes. Yes. And they already rotated me in... 248 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:22,790 ...so I gotta learn everything quick for our competition this Friday. 249 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,590 Oh, my God! God, that's huge! 250 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,820 Oh, honey, that's great. 251 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,330 I'm so proud of you. 252 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,090 Thanks, Dad. 253 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:37,360 Well, I better get my homework done, because I am going to be so busy. 254 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:45,940 Either Sue does have some talent or we have one crappy show choir. 255 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,880 This called for a celebration. 256 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:53,050 Sue, I'm just so proud of you. I never thought you'd make anything. 257 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:58,330 - Here's a dollar. - Thank you. 258 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,530 Hey, come on, everybody. It's getting kind of cold. 259 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,260 We should all get inside, eat together as a family. 260 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,330 Move that bus! 261 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,870 Ohhh. 262 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:17,330 And now, ladies and gentlemen, fresh from their knockout performance... 263 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:21,540 ...at Hoosier Village Assisted Living in Terre Haute... 264 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,880 ...the Orson Swingsations! 265 00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:32,690 I'm coming up 266 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,830 So you better get this party started 267 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,590 Pumpin' up the volume Breaking down to the beat 268 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,360 Cruisin' through the west side We'll be checking the scene 269 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:47,030 Boulevard is freakin' As I'm coming up fast 270 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,610 I'll be burnin' rubber You'll be kissing my 271 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,940 Shh I got lots of style 272 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:53,740 Do you see Sue? 273 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:55,510 No. 274 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,450 Where the hell is she? 275 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,850 I'm coming up 276 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,180 So you better get this party started 277 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,620 She's on the crew. 278 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,120 What? 279 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,630 That's great. Only thing lamer than show choir... 280 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,130 ...is being on the crew for show choir. - Shh! 281 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,460 - Where's Sue? - She's in the middle-ish row. 282 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,900 Behind the pregnant girl. 283 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,910 Why didn't she tell us she was only on the crew? 284 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,340 I don't know. 285 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,270 She does look real happy, though. 286 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:30,110 Pull up to the bumper Get out of the car 287 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:35,150 License plate says Stunner Number 1 Superstar 288 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,380 That's my daughter. That's my daughter right there. Go, Sue! 289 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,890 I'm coming up 290 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,790 So you better get this party started 291 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,360 Mom. 292 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,400 - Dad, no... - Come on, get up. Come on. 293 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,870 One more. One More. 294 00:16:56,510 --> 00:17:00,140 - Sue, the box. - The box. 295 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,530 Whoa. 296 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,190 I'm sorry. 297 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:54,260 No wonder my face looks the way it does. 298 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,030 The Swingsation disaster got Sue kicked off crew. 299 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,430 When Brick said it was the day of his book report... 300 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,080 Today's the day of my book report. 301 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,940 - I was at the end of my rope. But what could I do? 302 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,410 I was the no-show mom... 303 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,210 ...whose kid's best friend was his backpack. 304 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:15,220 I put on my Spanx and went. 305 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,450 Anybody call for Superwoman? 306 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,170 Oh, that's next Monday. 307 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,610 Okay, okay, come on. Back to the story. 308 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,980 - Hi, Bob. - Frankie, yeah, it's me, Bob. 309 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,250 Listen, that Gail woman, she came back to purchase a car. 310 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,860 She's looking for you, but that dummy Pete, he's moving in for the kill. 311 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:54,960 Plying her with snow cones. She can't hold out. She's on her second grape. 312 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,650 No, no. That is my customer. 313 00:18:56,830 --> 00:19:00,560 Listen, don't let her move. I'm gonna be right there, okay? 314 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:04,960 Damn it. 315 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,870 And the braking system is just, like, so great. 316 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,200 Because it, you know... Like, it stops really well... 317 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:15,650 ...and it's got this, I mean, integrated steering wheel... 318 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:20,780 ...that, like, you know, you turn it and honk if people get in the way... 319 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,360 ...and it just... - Frankie, are you okay? 320 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,360 You seem a little stressed. 321 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,050 Oh, no. I'm fine. I'm perfect. Where was I? 322 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:32,190 Oh, the horn. You're going to love the horn. Listen to this: 323 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,140 Isn't that great? I am a matchmaker. Did I mention that? 324 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,800 For people and... Wait. 325 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,530 - See? Isn't that fabulous? - You know, I'm a mom too. 326 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,740 I know what it's like to balance work and kids. I've got three. 327 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,680 - I've got three too. - Isn't it hard? 328 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,850 It's really hard. 329 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:03,260 I'm just stretched so thin, I feel like I can't do anything right. 330 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:04,560 Oh, I know. 331 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:08,220 Some days, I just feel like getting in the car and driving... 332 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,630 - Yeah. ...and driving and never coming back. 333 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,730 - Do you ever feel like that? - Only every day. 334 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:28,680 Bring it! Yeah. Pedal to the metal, baby. All the way! 335 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,450 Oh, what was that? 336 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,300 - What was what? - I think we hit something. 337 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,190 Something wrong with the car? Better check. 338 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:43,430 Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Well, yeah, no, no. I'll check. 339 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,870 - Okay. - Okay. 340 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,540 Yeah, I don't see anything. 341 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,870 - Hey! - Sorry! 342 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:55,140 I got three kids in jail! 343 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,150 What? No, wait. You're not gonna get away with this! 344 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,760 I've got your license back at the office. 345 00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:07,450 Oh, I bet that's not even her real license. 346 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:10,890 Yeah, the picture was too good. 347 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,760 Somebody call for a ride? 348 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,030 Rough day? 349 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,600 That's the thing about family. 350 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,210 Oh, sure, they eat your food and wreck your face... 351 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,330 ...you gotta save them a thousand times a day from God knows what... 352 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:01,500 ...but every now and then, they save you. 353 00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:17,520 Not very fast for a superhero. 354 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,230 - Hi, Mom. - Are you okay? 355 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,130 - Nice tights. - Look at you. Look at your mom. 356 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,070 Mom, don't worry about dinner. We made it. 357 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:28,170 Oh... 358 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,500 You make it just like I do. 359 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,480 - I love you guys, you know. - We know, Mom. 360 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,180 Mike, how come you never tell me you love me? 361 00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:46,990 I told you I loved you the day I married you. 362 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,360 If anything had changed, I'd let you know. 363 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:53,530 So, yeah, back then on the old license... 364 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,190 ...I didn't know what my life was gonna be. 365 00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:59,030 And Mike's right. Now I know. 366 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,730 This is my life. 367 00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:04,370 It's not gonna be in People magazine or anything, but you know what? 368 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,570 I got it good. 369 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:08,940 You have a meeting with my gym teacher Friday. 370 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,240 - Friday. - Knock it off, freak. 371 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:12,720 - Mom. - Mike. 372 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:13,910 - Axl. - Dad. 373 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,450 - Frankie. - Axl. 374 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,180 Wait, who am I yelling at again?